Mike's No Bullshit Tour Diary - nonsense

there is a girl in our office called Babs Galore. How cool is that ?!

I'm going to invite her to a party at our place but tell her to arrive at 10pm. When she walks in I'll turn to the full room and shout, "Relax everybody....we've got Babs Galore !!!" People will laugh and shout "Hazzar, Michael, you ARE a whimsical chap" .....and then, obviously, I'll have to ask her to leave. But what fun, hey.

Mike

P.S. I called her Barbra and she pulled me up on it. "My name's Babs"........"sorry" I said, "no really, I am terribly, terribly sorry ........................................... for you"