Mike's No-Bullshit Tour Diary - Flat mates part 2
Hi Again
Just a quick update on how well I am pissing off my Flat mates. They are neat-freaks, and I mean freaks. Any mess in the common areas is not ok. I'm not talking about general wear and tear, I'm talking about crumb-on-the-couch type freakiness.
Well, they have been away in Prague for the past week. They told us that they would be back on Monday (3rd Jan), but unfortunately they came home 2 days earlier, new year's day in fact. Simone and I had a few beers when we got home from the new year's eve party...then simone went to bed...then I had a few more on my own, then a few more. All my school friends in Melb got a drunken call around 6am london time so they can vouch for my drunken state. Anyway, the lounge room had beers bottles everywhere as well as half my clothes. I'd also cooked up a bit of a meal, ate half of it and left half of it in various places between the couch and the kitchen. I also decided to use their immaculately clean toilet because I didn't want to use ours as this would have woken up Simone. It wasn't pretty, let's just say that the indie 500 no longer holds the record for skid marks on the first turn.
2 hours later they walked in
I jumped out of my bed as soon as I heard the keys in the door and ran into the lounge room. They opened the door to see my in my undies and singlette, still pretty pissed, gathering up empty bottles and various bits of clothing. They did not look happy.
Simone was so embarrassed she stayed in bed the whole day and made me go to the shop to bring her back food. She still hasn't seen them yet.
2 weeks till we tell them we're leaving, I just hope they don't kick us out before hand.
Oh yeah, to top it off - I was sitting on the couch with them in the afternoon and the girl was eating a sandwich on the couch. She was looking at the ground and said, "What Is That !"...I looked over and noticed an old piece of chewing gum on the floor. I had stuck it there when I had something to eat around 5am.
....oh and I drank the rest of his beer, which was in a box hidden in his cupboard. they were warm but I drank them anyway.
I'm dead aren't I ?
Mike
Just a quick update on how well I am pissing off my Flat mates. They are neat-freaks, and I mean freaks. Any mess in the common areas is not ok. I'm not talking about general wear and tear, I'm talking about crumb-on-the-couch type freakiness.
Well, they have been away in Prague for the past week. They told us that they would be back on Monday (3rd Jan), but unfortunately they came home 2 days earlier, new year's day in fact. Simone and I had a few beers when we got home from the new year's eve party...then simone went to bed...then I had a few more on my own, then a few more. All my school friends in Melb got a drunken call around 6am london time so they can vouch for my drunken state. Anyway, the lounge room had beers bottles everywhere as well as half my clothes. I'd also cooked up a bit of a meal, ate half of it and left half of it in various places between the couch and the kitchen. I also decided to use their immaculately clean toilet because I didn't want to use ours as this would have woken up Simone. It wasn't pretty, let's just say that the indie 500 no longer holds the record for skid marks on the first turn.
2 hours later they walked in
I jumped out of my bed as soon as I heard the keys in the door and ran into the lounge room. They opened the door to see my in my undies and singlette, still pretty pissed, gathering up empty bottles and various bits of clothing. They did not look happy.
Simone was so embarrassed she stayed in bed the whole day and made me go to the shop to bring her back food. She still hasn't seen them yet.
2 weeks till we tell them we're leaving, I just hope they don't kick us out before hand.
Oh yeah, to top it off - I was sitting on the couch with them in the afternoon and the girl was eating a sandwich on the couch. She was looking at the ground and said, "What Is That !"...I looked over and noticed an old piece of chewing gum on the floor. I had stuck it there when I had something to eat around 5am.
....oh and I drank the rest of his beer, which was in a box hidden in his cupboard. they were warm but I drank them anyway.
I'm dead aren't I ?
Mike
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