Mike's no bullshoit tour diary - drunk in londojn
In the great words of EJ Witten, "Yes, I've had a drink"
It's 9.30pm on Thursdya night and I've just been to my first Virgin Megastore birthday party drinks. The average age is 23 and at 34, 11 months..I'm feeling it a bit. I'm am absloutel spastic and finding it hard to type.
Simone and I move into or new place this sunday so it is with great regret that I leave the fold out couch that I have lovingly held to my bossom for the last 4 mopnth., Fuck spell check, I'm carrying on regadless.......
As a side issue, I'd like to brng up homeless peopel. Neishki once said that you have to hate the homeless. You always feel bad NOT givng them money but you feelk even worse giving them noney. There';s a guy who sdquats right ut the front of our plave an I haTE the prickj. He swears at me, he stinks and I fucking hate him. But I have to give him some credit. In Sydney there was thisd homeless fuck who used to beg for money in George st. But everytime I used to walk passed him he was either texting someone on his mobile phone , or talkig AND LAUGHING to someone on his mobile phoe or p[laying with what looked like a gameboy.
Call me harse, but it's not enough for someone to be poor...they have to be poor and miserable to get my money and that's why IU like the guy on my corner in kensington because he is a poor, mniserable, fucking, abusive, complaining son of a bitch. Everytime I walk past him, he yells at me, SPARE CHANGE PLEASE. Instaed of sayinf "fuck off you miserable cretin", I walk past in silence because I w\s raised in a christina family. He then has the gaul to call me a FUCKING CUNT at the top of his voice.
Ihn London therer is a campaign happening to stop people feeding pigeons. tHEE ARE EVEN SIGNS THAT SAY, "|dON'T FEED THE PIGEIOS CAUSE IT SPREADS DISEASE". The other day I saw a sign that said, "Don't give change to the homeless because it kills them" The idilogy states that if you give them money they think they can get sa living from living on the streests so theyt don't go to shelters where they can get real ghelp/ . So it was with great pleasure that the last tije I walked past this abusive prick that I srtoppeed. Waked back a few steps and thjrew him a fiver. He smiled and thanked me. I grinned back , all the time thinking, Thaats for5 calling my a fucking cunt for the past 15 days youy bastrad.
Ok, that';s iot for now
fuck you all
love you all
I'm very dfrunk and missing home but having a great time
I hoep some of this majkes sense to someone
Mike
over and out
cunt
bum
p[oo
dick
balls
It's 9.30pm on Thursdya night and I've just been to my first Virgin Megastore birthday party drinks. The average age is 23 and at 34, 11 months..I'm feeling it a bit. I'm am absloutel spastic and finding it hard to type.
Simone and I move into or new place this sunday so it is with great regret that I leave the fold out couch that I have lovingly held to my bossom for the last 4 mopnth., Fuck spell check, I'm carrying on regadless.......
As a side issue, I'd like to brng up homeless peopel. Neishki once said that you have to hate the homeless. You always feel bad NOT givng them money but you feelk even worse giving them noney. There';s a guy who sdquats right ut the front of our plave an I haTE the prickj. He swears at me, he stinks and I fucking hate him. But I have to give him some credit. In Sydney there was thisd homeless fuck who used to beg for money in George st. But everytime I used to walk passed him he was either texting someone on his mobile phone , or talkig AND LAUGHING to someone on his mobile phoe or p[laying with what looked like a gameboy.
Call me harse, but it's not enough for someone to be poor...they have to be poor and miserable to get my money and that's why IU like the guy on my corner in kensington because he is a poor, mniserable, fucking, abusive, complaining son of a bitch. Everytime I walk past him, he yells at me, SPARE CHANGE PLEASE. Instaed of sayinf "fuck off you miserable cretin", I walk past in silence because I w\s raised in a christina family. He then has the gaul to call me a FUCKING CUNT at the top of his voice.
Ihn London therer is a campaign happening to stop people feeding pigeons. tHEE ARE EVEN SIGNS THAT SAY, "|dON'T FEED THE PIGEIOS CAUSE IT SPREADS DISEASE". The other day I saw a sign that said, "Don't give change to the homeless because it kills them" The idilogy states that if you give them money they think they can get sa living from living on the streests so theyt don't go to shelters where they can get real ghelp/ . So it was with great pleasure that the last tije I walked past this abusive prick that I srtoppeed. Waked back a few steps and thjrew him a fiver. He smiled and thanked me. I grinned back , all the time thinking, Thaats for5 calling my a fucking cunt for the past 15 days youy bastrad.
Ok, that';s iot for now
fuck you all
love you all
I'm very dfrunk and missing home but having a great time
I hoep some of this majkes sense to someone
Mike
over and out
cunt
bum
p[oo
dick
balls
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